Returning home, Diem took Duong everywhere to find a way to cure his impotence, but everyone was helpless and had no way to cure it. Google in his mind only gave him one way that it said was the simplest: the goddess’s vaginal fluid.
In this world, Vietnam is the only land that exists on the planet. The whole of Vietnam is divided into 3 regions ruled by 3 Lords. The people of the three regions worship 12 goddesses, including 6 elemental goddesses (Ice, Fire, Thunder, Wind, Light, Darkness) and 6 non-elemental goddesses (Life, Death, Space, Time, Love, Lust).
Goddesses are the most mysterious existences in the world, even Gods are not easy to meet.
Speaking of levels, this world holds something called “spiritual power”. Physical power is the strength of the body, while spiritual power is the strength of the soul. People here hold the ability to cultivate their souls and control spiritual power to fight or serve life.
Spiritual power is divided into 10 levels:
Commoner – Priest – Lieutenant – Lieutenant – General – King – Emperor – Lord – God – Supreme. Goddess is a completely different concept.
Teenagers are only allowed to learn to develop spiritual power until they reach puberty, the reason is because the body and soul only begin to develop when they reach puberty. If they practice before puberty, the soul and body will be incomplete and will be disturbed, causing serious consequences. Men can become impotent and sterile, women can become flat-chested and grow penises… Vo Phi Duong was originally a rich young master. Before, out of curiosity, he spent a large amount of money to buy a pirated secret manual to practice in order to show off to girls, but in the end, he became impotent.
Duong learned all of the above through Google. Sitting and thinking about the new information that had just entered his mind, Duong kept scolding Vo Phi Duong for being stupid, having such a delicious sister but still playing stupid and impotent.
“So where do we find the goddess now?” Duong asked.
“404 Not found…” Google responds slower than usual.
“Damn it! Should I commit suicide? No, I’ve died twice already, if I die a third time, I’ll be stupid!” Duong hesitated, half angry because he was impotent, half regretful because he couldn’t have sex with a beautiful young mother.
“So is there any way to make it erect temporarily?”
“Yes! Spiritual power reaching the Supreme level will naturally regenerate the body into the most perfect state!” Google replied.
“Let me go find the goddess and ask for some pussy juice! Damn it…”
“What about the Lord? A bunch of lackeys!
What about Goddess? A bunch of sextoys!
How about a dragon? A herd of cattle!
If God sees me, I must greet him with folded hands. If Demon sees me, I must tremble and cry.
Fate, rules are just elementary school rules to me. From a 69 year old man, I traveled across the world to become a 13 year old boy. What about impotence? What about trash? One day I will leave my mark in the wombs of all the women in this world!”
“Do you think I wrote well?” Duong held the piece of paper with his arrogant handwriting up in front of him with a satisfied look.
“Like hell.” Google’s voice was flat, but to Yang it sounded like an insult.
Duong was about to curse back when there was a knock on the door.
“Who is it?” Duong asked.
“It’s mommy, baby!”
“What’s wrong, Mom?” Duong’s eyes lit up, but he painfully remembered his dead “little guy”.
“Mom told me a few days ago, there will be an aptitude test today, change your clothes and I’ll take you!”
“Yes!”
Madam Diem did not suspect that Duong was another person who had incarnated into her son, because after falling down the cliff, Duong had no scratches, only impotence, so the doctors diagnosed that when Phi Duong was near death, he instinctively released spiritual power to save himself, but because his body was not yet complete, he developed impotence. This type of accident was not the first time it had happened, so no one suspected it. Duong also had Google, so he quickly learned most of the knowledge that Phi Duong knew. Only Phi Duong’s own memories and recollections were something Duong could not know, so he pretended to have been affected by the accident and forgotten it.
Living in the new world for a few days, Duong found that most of it was similar to his world, such as the place names, the way of calculating time, the language… But because of the development of spiritual power, there were also many differences. The science and technology here was quite backward, but what machines could do, spiritual power could do even better, so this world did not have factories, the environment was very clean, the means of transportation were horses, elephants, purebred spiritual beasts or some types of Treasures that operated by spiritual power. In terms of architecture, most of it was built from bricks, stones and wood, built with the help of spiritual power, so the houses looked very perfect and beautiful, looking like the mini villas in Duong’s world.
Because science is underdeveloped, scientific knowledge is very limited. Children go to school from 6 to 12 years old and learn most of the knowledge about science, history, personality… of this world. When they are 13 years old, they start learning spiritual power. But not everyone can use spiritual power and not everyone reaches puberty at 13 years old, so a test is needed.
…
The testing site was quite close to home. Duong sat next to his mother on the carriage. Occasionally, the carriage shook, causing Diem’s breasts to swing seductively, making Duong want to vomit blood.
The testing site was in a large square, in the middle of the square was a large marble statue carved in the shape of a beautiful woman wearing a dress that seemed to be made of flowers and leaves, around her were butterflies also made from sculptures, what made Duong’s eyes go cross-eyed was that the statue and these butterflies moved like living things, this was due to the effect of spiritual power, below the foot of the statue was a plaque with two lines of words:
Statue of the Goddess of Life
Sculpture: Nguyen Hai”
Duong stood looking around, there were quite a few teenagers his age, their faces all had expressions of worry or excitement. A moment later, a woman’s voice echoed as if coming from a loudspeaker:
“Announcement! It’s almost time for the test. Parents and unrelated people are requested to leave the square. Candidates line up neatly and wait for their names to be called! Repeat…”
“Good luck, honey!” Diem waved and winked at her son, making him look at her blankly.
Hidden in the crowd of parents, Duong turned around and saw a tall blond boy grinning at him:
“Your mother is so beautiful, I’m so jealous!”
Duong frowned: “Who are you?”
The blond guy rolled his eyes, and at the same time, Google’s voice echoed in Duong’s head: “Tran Vu Sinh, 13 years old, Vo Phi Duong’s best friend.”
Hearing that, Duong changed his attitude, smiled happily, hugged Sinh, patted his shoulder and said: “Ah! So it’s you, Sinh, where have you been these past few days and not come to visit me?”
Seeing his best friend suddenly become unusually enthusiastic, Sinh pushed Duong away and scolded: “What’s wrong with you? Did you really lose your mind after falling off a mountain? I told you I was going to my grandparents’ house to visit. I just got home last night!”
Duong, feeling strange, patted his forehead: “Oh yeah, I forgot!” Right at that moment, a little girl wearing a pink dress walked by. Her silky black hair, extremely pretty face, and captivating round black eyes made Duong cross his eyes. In his entire life, he had never seen such a pretty loli.
“Le Ly, young lady of the Le family, is engaged to Vo Phi Duong.” Google understood and immediately gave Duong the information. Duong had gradually gotten used to the sudden information being transmitted into his brain. This Google was like a living creature that understood his thoughts, not a mechanical google.com.
“Ah! Liet Duong is with Vo Sinh, guys!” Duong was about to wave goodbye to Ly when a young boy shouted loudly, followed by a burst of laughter.
Duong looked over, it was a group of teenagers, led by a handsome looking guy.
“You fucking paralyzed!” Duong scolded. The story of him going to the impotence clinic had been spread out so many people knew. This time it was exposed in front of his beautiful fiancée, so why wasn’t he angry?
Sinh standing next to him also clenched his fists. His name was Vu Sinh, pronounced like Vo Sinh, but what made him angry was that those kids often bullied him, and every time it was Phi Duong who called someone to save him. Phi Duong was humiliated in front of his fiancée, which made Sinh very angry.
The leader boy also saw Le Ly, he immediately left Duong and Sinh behind, walked up to Le Ly’s shoulder and asked: “Did you have fun this summer?” He deliberately spoke loudly to tease Duong.
What made Duong even crazier was that Le Ly shyly nodded her head affectionately, as if the fiancé standing watching was a dog on the side of the road.
“Nguyen Cuu Khoi Lang, young master of the Nguyen family, handsome, talented and rich.” Google said.
“A Whole Sweet Potato? Holy shit!” Duong burst out laughing, forgetting his anger, but his face quickly darkened when he saw Lang grabbing Le Ly’s hand and glancing back at Duong teasingly.
Sinh also felt angry on behalf of his best friend, he was about to jump to hit Lang but was held back by Duong. Sinh turned to look at Duong, he was surprised to see his best friend’s unusually serious face, was this the Duong he knew?
“Leave them alone!” Duong said in a low voice. After all, he was a 69 year old soul, not easily agitated like teenagers.
“One day I will fuck these crazy girls to death!” Duong cursed under his breath.
At this time, the cold female voice spoke loudly: “Prepare for the test, please be quiet, call out your name one by one.”
Everyone turned their eyes to the square, next to the statue of the Goddess of Life, there were several tables with a few men and women sitting looking at an object that looked exactly like a health scale, the first kid stepped forward and was instructed to stand on the scale, the height measuring bar was lowered.
“Nguyen Vang Mieng, 1m40 tall, weighs 36kg…”
“Fuck, this is a test of aptitude!” Duong exclaimed. He thought it was just a height and weight measurement when the scale suddenly emitted a blue light.
The female voice shouted again: “Blue spiritual aptitude!”
“What do you mean?” Duong asked quietly.
“Spiritual aptitude is the ability to develop spiritual power, usually divided into 6 levels: Colorless – White – Blue – Green – Yellow – Red”. Colorless is very rare, considered to be the type that cannot develop, can only be a Normal Person for life” Google explains.
The examination continued, three-quarters of the candidates who had come for the test were only White, the remaining one-quarter were Blue. The examiners had normal expressions, this examination site was only a district in Dong Nai province, even if the entire province was gathered, each year there would only be a few people with Luc qualities so they did not expect much.
“Le Ly…”
The woman finished reading Le Ly’s height and weight, the spiritual scale lit up with green light, making the whole square gasp. The judges also nodded, finally there was a good seed.
“She is truly a beauty of Trang Bom district!”
“Such a genius was promised to marry that young master Liet Duong!”
“Jasmine in cow dung!”
The candidates were chattering away.
“Order!” The woman suppressed, continuing to call the candidate’s name.
“Tran Vu Sinh…”
Hearing the name Vu Sinh, the crowd burst into laughter and sarcastically said: “Vo Sinh! Oh my god, Vo Sinh! Ha ha!”
The scale emitted a green light again. The mocking crowd was so ashamed that they all shut up. Sinh, as if he couldn’t believe he had the talent to be a green man, stood on the scale, bewildered, until the judge called him to get off the scale.
A few more people came to Nguyen Cuu Khoi Lang, the crowd fell silent again, Duong and Sinh gritted their teeth. The fellow judges stood up.
Yellow! It’s yellow! Even among the entire South, a Yellow is considered a genius! As long as he is properly nurtured, he will definitely become a Spirit King, or even a Spirit Emperor!
Duong clenched his fist, looked at Lang who was arrogantly walking down then looked towards Le Ly, she was looking at Lang with eyes of admiration mixed with pride.
“Yellow? It’s just the color of my pee!” Duong gritted his teeth and scolded.
“Vo Phi Duong!”
The judge called his name, Duong walked up, and kept muttering: “Red! Red! I like red underwear!”
Learning from the Vu Sinh incident, this time there was no sarcastic laughter, only Khoi Lang’s underlings shouted: “Liet Duong!”
Duong stood on the scale, so worried that he forgot to listen to the judge read his height and weight. His eyes looked down at the scale as if they were about to pop out, waiting for the red light to turn on.
There was no light coming out.
“Ability: No!” The female judge shouted harshly, Duong stood there frozen.
“Haha! Impotent and useless, it is only right that he jumped off a cliff to commit suicide!” Only then did the crowd begin to mock.
He was so humiliated that he didn’t dare to raise his head, and he slowly walked away. It was over. Without spiritual power, how could he find a goddess? Even if he did, he wouldn’t have the qualifications to ask for her juices, let alone reach the Supreme. He was useless in this life!
“Wait!” Suddenly, one of the oldest judges said.
“What’s wrong, sir?” asked the other judges.
The old judge said: “Test him again!”
Hearing this, Duong’s hope flared up and he turned to look at the old man gratefully.
Seeing Duong’s eyes, the old man said: “No need to thank me, it’s just that the battery is dead so it’s not glowing!”
“Damn it, that scared the hell out of me!” Duong happily cursed, then suddenly realized he had misspoken so he smiled and apologized.
The scale was charged with spiritual power, and Duong stood up again.
The whole square fell silent again.
“QUALITY: NO!”
“DESTINY!” Duong bitterly shouted.
“His grandmother… his grandparents… his mother-in-law relationship…” Duong kept muttering curses as he walked, he was so humiliated that he didn’t know what else to do but leave the square. While he was walking, Sinh ran over and pulled Duong back.
“Where are you going?” Sinh asked.
“Go home!” Duong replied curtly.
“There’s also a knowledge test?” Sinh said.
“Knowledge test? For what purpose?”
Sinh replied: “I know you are sad because of your Colorless talent, but didn’t you often brag about becoming an Alchemist?”
“Alchemists are one of the most noble professions in the Vietnamese spiritual world. They are people who use their profound knowledge to research and create treasures and elixirs…” Google immediately explained to Duong.
“Can you make sex toys, Viagra, etc?” Duong’s eyes lit up, he asked himself.
Google was silent for a few seconds as if considering, then replied: “Okay!”
“So how do you become an Alchemist?”
“Requires profound knowledge and spiritual power to charge the item, can ask someone else to charge it for you.” Google replied evenly.
“Okay! Then be an Alchemist!”
Sinh stood next to him and saw Duong’s face suddenly brighten up, shaking his head and thinking: “Poor kid, he fell off the cliff and became drunk!”
From then on, regardless of the kids’ teasing and laughter, Duong kept his face up high and proud. Google had loaded him with detailed information about the Alchemist profession. Alchemists were divided into 5 levels:
Wizard – Grandmaster – Grandmaster – Saint – Divine Master
The profession of alchemy was highly respected because spiritual power only needed to be cultivated, while alchemy required a profound knowledge and supreme intelligence to understand that knowledge. Many spiritual geniuses had to surrender immediately after seeing the stacks of bookshelves that people called “Basic Knowledge of a Magician”. It was very difficult to become an alchemist, but if they could do it, the results were boundless. Selling a low-level treasure would bring in ten times the production cost, and if they created a treasure that had not been copyrighted, they would make a profit of hundreds or thousands of times.
Duong may not have the aptitude for spiritual power, but for a veteran from another world like him, plus a huge library of knowledge like Google that can load all knowledge into his head, making him instantly understand and remember as if he had learned it a long time ago, then alchemist is no different from a profession reserved for Duong, at that time, there is no need to seek out the goddess’s lewd water, if he puts out a reward for high-level treasures or spiritual pills, there are many people willing to risk their lives to find them for him.
At 1 pm, the knowledge test began. Many canopies had been set up in the square. Hundreds of tables and chairs were lined up neatly, waiting for the students to come and sit.
The test is a set of 500 multiple choice questions from history, science, spirituality and even logical intelligence questions.
500 multiple choice questions in 4 hours, even if he tried to do it randomly, it would take a lot of time, but thanks to Google, Duong did it very quickly, reading the questions, he immediately had the answers and explanations imprinted in his mind. Therefore, less than 2 hours later, Duong submitted his test.
“Are you going to beat it?”
“Trash, impotent and stupid!”
“Die to save face, ha ha!”
Seeing Duong hand in his paper early, the whole square was in an uproar of sarcasm. Duong ignored him, he arrogantly handed in his paper and turned away.
“You guys laugh, wait until I become a God Master and then I will crush you all with money!” Duong chuckled to himself, he was confident that he would get a perfect score on his test. After walking a few steps, Duong suddenly slapped his forehead and shouted:
“Ah! Oh shit, I forgot to write my name!”
The whole square burst out laughing again.